Now that news of the bullying going on inside the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother has made news worldwide, I thought it fitting to show a selection of Jade-isms. Jade Goody is one of the Z-list ‘celebrity’s’ on the show, and if there was a useless celebrity who is famous for being totally stupid, it’s her.

Hopefully her rage and stupidity in response to housemate Shilpa Shetty has earned her a first class ticket back into oblivion, but I won’t hold my breath.

1. Thought East Anglia was outside of the UK near Tunisia.
2. Thought Cambridge was in London.
3. Thought Rio de Janeiro was a person.
4. Thought horseradish came from horses.
5. Thought the eyes on peacock’s feathers were real.
6. Thought croquet was played on a horse.
7. Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “influential”.
8. Doesn’t know what asparagus is.
9. Thinks Berlin is in England.
10. Wasn’t aware that Wales and Scotland had their own flags and are not considered part of England.
11. Thought Greece had its own moon.
12. Put out a fitness DVD but failed to say the reason she lost the weight was because she had liposuction.
13. Thought Saddam Hussein was a boxer.
14. Wonders why Eskimo’s haven’t turned into ice-cubes.
15. Wonders if Eskimo’s sound like dolphins.
16. Didn’t know what a mile was.
17. Didn’t know Aberdeen was in Scotland.
18. Thought the flag of St. George was just for London.
19. Didn’t know Americans spoke English.
20. Thinks people in Portugal speak Portuganese.
21. Thinks Portugal is part of Spain.
22. Claimed people were using her as “an escape goat”.