Dumbfellas
Far be it from me to not appreciate the zesty goodness of a proper calzone, but this pizza joint owner surely is worthy of a mention in the dumb-ass hall of fame.
The gist is stranger than fiction: pizza joint owner is angered by a customer complaining about a calzone. The owner does what any self-respecting small business person would do and proceeds to pistol whip the hapless customer (all caught on video - bonus!). After a complaint to the fuzz, turns out the owner is an ex-mafia hitman in the witness protection program (super grass).
Icing on the cake? The pizza joint was named "Goomba's", again I'm not making any of this up.....
Article as well as bonus video!
http://gothamist.com/2009/02/08/mob_turncoats_identity_outed_after.php
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